The Republic of Old Aweic Wirs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Erich Von Rerugen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.876 billion Old Aweic Wirsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wruuhvale. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old Aweic Wirsian economy, worth 537 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,744 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, political shows are fit for purpose, foreign musicians that Erich Von Rerugen dislikes are turned away at the border, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Aweic Wirs's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Old Aweic Wirs is ranked 236,949^th in the world and 759^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 8.01 Obesity Rate.