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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,334thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,460thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,764th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One mind rules all
Michael Semiakov von Okranzigrad
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Okranzistan

Population3.875 billion

CapitalOkranzigrad
LeaderMichael Semiakov von Okranzigrad
FaithOkranzismus

CurrencyOkranzis Dolar
AnimalYellow Eagle

The Federation of Okranzistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Michael Semiakov von Okranzigrad with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.875 billion Okranzistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okranzigrad. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Okranzistanian economy, worth 879 trillion Okranzis Dolars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,845 Okranzis Dolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Okranzistan's national animal is the Yellow Eagle and its national religion is Okranzismus.

Okranzistan is ranked 231,947th in the world and 71st in The DankLeft Commune for Best Weather, with 41 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,334thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,460thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,764thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,920thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,137thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,317thLowest Crime Rates: 3,470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,072ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,227thHighest Average Incomes: 4,601stLargest Black Market: 4,996thLargest Governments: 5,843rdNudest: 5,945thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,337thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,194thMost Authoritarian: 7,467thMost Efficient Economies: 7,810thLargest Mining Sector: 8,687thMost Conservative: 11,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,570thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,110thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,441stHealthiest Citizens: 14,657thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,704thMost Influential: 18,176thLargest Retail Industry: 19,478thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,671stMost Developed: 20,433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,574thHighest Economic Output: 21,265thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,285th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Okranzistan's influence in The DankLeft Commune fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Okranzistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Okranzistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Okranzistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Okranzistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Okranzistan, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Okranzistan, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Okranzistan, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests.
  • : Following new legislation in Okranzistan, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Okranzistan, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.

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