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Largest Populations: 685thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,492ndMost Pacifist: 8,829th
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Homosexualists & Feminists are the ultimate Misogynists
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Oire

Population36.682 billion

CapitalAhmadinejadistan
LeaderMalvinas Porsiempre
FaithPopery

Currencymoox
Animalleprechaun

The Counter Reformation of Oire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Malvinas Porsiempre with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 36.682 billion Oireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, although Environment, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahmadinejadistan. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Oirean economy, worth 749 trillion mooxes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,434 mooxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Oire's national animal is the leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Popery.

Oire is ranked 29,974th in the world and 41st in Catholic for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,216.39 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Populations: 685thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,492ndMost Pacifist: 8,829thMost Influential: 9,588thMost Devout: 10,790thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 11,803rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,139thLargest Black Market: 13,562ndBest Weather: 19,140thMost Stationary: 19,585thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,443rdMost Primitive: 21,720thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,925thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,982ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,470th
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