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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,027th Most Rebellious Youth: 8,783rd Best Weather: 9,323rd
The Former Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Vesa Vesiur!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.592 billion

LeaderEmperor Wodov Laporot


The Former Empire of Oipenta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wodov Laporot with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and lack of airports. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.592 billion Oipientians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cueplios. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Oipientian economy, worth 266 trillion Inyders a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 102,724 Inyders, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, Oipientians have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Oipenta. Crime is totally unknown. Oipenta's national animal is the Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oipientixian.

Oipenta is ranked 16,021st in the world and 1st in The New Habsburg for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,027thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,783rdBest Weather: 9,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,097thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,164thRudest Citizens: 10,188thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,632ndMost Secular: 10,781stMost Developed: 11,897thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,391stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,008thNicest Citizens: 15,495thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,558thMost Cultured: 16,021stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,914th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

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