The Republic of OingoBoingo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oingo Schnizel Von Prune Juice with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 2.697 billion OingoBoingans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zetton. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse OingoBoingan economy, worth 285 trillion Kochs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,772 Kochs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OingoBoingo's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is HERES HOGG - DEENEYYYYYY.

OingoBoingo is ranked 68,810^th in the world and 2^nd in Watford for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,210.13 on the Societal Mobility Rating.