by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 108th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 134th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 285th
The Holy Red Easter Zombie of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In every darkness shines a light within.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population16.834 billion

Leaderits socialist government


The Holy Red Easter Zombie of Oilgarchy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by its socialist government with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, disturbing lack of elderly people, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.834 billion socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *NAME NOT AVAILABLE*. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient socialist economy, worth a remarkable 3,050 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,187 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, and untold millions of leaves are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oilgarchy's national animal is the pollution, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Oilgarchy is ranked 169,228th in the world and 39th in One big Island for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 9.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 108thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 285thMost Advanced Public Transport: 428thLowest Crime Rates: 435thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 477thHighest Average Tax Rates: 527thLargest Governments: 629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,101stMost Pacifist: 1,150thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,319thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,400thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,674thTop
Best Weather: 1,709thHealthiest Citizens: 1,968thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,267thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,330thSafest: 2,500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,797thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,073rdNudest: 3,094thHighest Economic Output: 3,252ndMost Authoritarian: 3,602ndSmartest Citizens: 5,191stLargest Populations: 7,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,747thMost Extreme: 8,004thTop
Most Conservative: 9,803rdMost Income Equality: 12,138thMost Inclusive: 13,448thMost Secular: 14,118thMost Developed: 16,425th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the region

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