by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 149thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 328th
The Holy Red Easter Zombie of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In every darkness shines a light within.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population20.892 billion

Leaderits socialist government


The Holy Red Easter Zombie of Oilgarchy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by its socialist government with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory vegetarianism, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.892 billion socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brooklyn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming socialist economy, worth a remarkable 3,805 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,145 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Love is given from each according to their ability but marriage is assigned to each according to their needs, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, and all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oilgarchy's national animal is the pollution, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Oilgarchy is ranked 523rd in the world and 1st in One big Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 183.49 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 149thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 328thMost Advanced Public Transport: 394thLowest Crime Rates: 523rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 586thHighest Average Tax Rates: 586thLargest Governments: 755thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,199thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,270thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,403rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,499thHealthiest Citizens: 1,941stBest Weather: 1,962ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,138thTop
Safest: 2,485thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,159thHighest Economic Output: 3,261stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,443rdMost Pacifist: 3,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,666thMost Authoritarian: 4,094thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,535thSmartest Citizens: 5,379thNudest: 5,727thLargest Populations: 6,698thMost Conservative: 7,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,741stTop
Most Income Equality: 14,111thMost Inclusive: 15,303rdMost Secular: 16,491stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,139thMost Extreme: 17,978thMost Developed: 19,127th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the region

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