The Democratic Republic of Ohwahoo is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 45.885 billion Ohwahooans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 7.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ohwahooan economy, worth a remarkable 2,166 trillion shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,218 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, guns are banned, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ohwahoo's national animal is the moa-nalo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ohwahoo is ranked 136,969^th in the world and 3^rd in Oahu for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,076.89 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.