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Nudest: 806th Largest Black Market: 1,003rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,174th
The 1000th Summer of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Ohnee

Population16.073 billion

CapitalHanada City
LeaderKhatsu-dum
FaithGaoism

Currencykojho
AnimalStegosaurus

The 1000th Summer of Ohnee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khatsu-dum with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enforced nudity, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 16.073 billion Ohneeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanada City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ohneean economy, worth a remarkable 2,438 trillion kojhoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,725 kojhoes, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, and homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. Ohnee's national animal is the Stegosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gaoism.

Ohnee is ranked 151,994th in the world and 54th in Equinox for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Nudest: 806thLargest Black Market: 1,003rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,174thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,443rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,669thTop
5%
Most Armed: 1,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,420thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,298thMost Devout: 3,669thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,932ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,041stHighest Economic Output: 4,134thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,470thMost Efficient Economies: 4,740thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,826thHighest Crime Rates: 5,595thLargest Populations: 7,267thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,605thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,359thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,492ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,572ndMost Stationary: 10,371stMost Average: 12,239thHighest Average Incomes: 12,270thRudest Citizens: 12,573rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,760thMost Developed: 14,227thMost Inclusive: 14,593rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,206thMost Avoided: 15,500thLargest Governments: 16,291stMost Influential: 16,863rd
Top
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ohnee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Ohnee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Ohnee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Ohnee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Ohnee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Ohnee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Ohnee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Ohnee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Ohnee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Ohnee, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.

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