The Democratic Republic of OhCraplakistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.955 billion OhCraplakistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.9%.

The frighteningly efficient OhCraplakistanian economy, worth 407 trillion Eastern Pacific Squibblies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,811 Eastern Pacific Squibblies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OhCraplakistan's national animal is the Squibbly DibDob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

OhCraplakistan is ranked 43,280^th in the world and 930^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.38 law-abiding acts per hour.