The Democratic Republic of OhCraplakistan is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 624 million OhCraplakistanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OhCraplakistanian economy, worth 60.8 trillion Eastern Pacific Squibblies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,400 Eastern Pacific Squibblies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, the nation is going green, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OhCraplakistan's national animal is the Squibbly DibDob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

OhCraplakistan is ranked 86,316^th in the world and 2,690^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 47.25 Effective Tax Rate.