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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 389thMost Influential: 2,267thRudest Citizens: 6,170th
The Democratic Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Always look for change behind the couch
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Population624 million

CurrencyEastern Pacific Squibbly
AnimalSquibbly DibDob

The Democratic Republic of OhCraplakistan is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 624 million OhCraplakistanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OhCraplakistanian economy, worth 60.8 trillion Eastern Pacific Squibblies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,400 Eastern Pacific Squibblies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, the nation is going green, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OhCraplakistan's national animal is the Squibbly DibDob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

OhCraplakistan is ranked 86,316th in the world and 2,690th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 47.25 Effective Tax Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 389thMost Influential: 2,267thTop
Rudest Citizens: 6,170thMost Secular: 9,974thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,528thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,237thMost Pacifist: 14,755thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,669thTop
Best Weather: 15,960thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,389thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,160thMost Developed: 21,794thLargest Retail Industry: 22,341stHighest Food Quality: 24,981stMost Inclusive: 25,583rdSmartest Citizens: 25,796thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,921stMost Advanced Public Education: 27,940thMost Politically Free: 30,050thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,448th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Politically Free: 253rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 278th in the regionMost Secular: 296th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 435th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 474th in the regionBest Weather: 481st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 507th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 512th in the regionMost Pacifist: 515th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 519th in the regionMost Developed: 558th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 562nd in the regionNudest: 631st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 637th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 676th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 677th in the regionLargest Black Market: 694th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 718th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 758th in the regionMost Inclusive: 823rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 835th in the regionMost Cultured: 847th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 937th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 979th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 991st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,021st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : OhCraplakistan was endorsed by The Republic of Handshakers United.
  • : Following new legislation in OhCraplakistan, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in OhCraplakistan, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : OhCraplakistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in OhCraplakistan, the nation is going green.
  • : Following new legislation in OhCraplakistan, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
  • : Following new legislation in OhCraplakistan, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing.
  • : OhCraplakistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Restrictions on Hydraulic Fracturing"".
  • : OhCraplakistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate England".
  • : Following new legislation in OhCraplakistan, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 303 » Romanoddle Republic, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Distro-Spartica, Axdel, Dragons Blood, Aargentyna, Arouran, Barfleur, Amabilis, Greater Rostoria, Azealand Isle, Order of the Saint Dumas, MandyLandia, The Holy Utopian Republic, Bai Lung, Lanagon, The Higher and Lower Bautlands, Merlovich, Alarastra, Azosd, Blobon, Lyontisia, Wiranath, West Pangasinan, Malvekia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Thurland, Grossvietnam, Aeljae, The Free Republic of Japan, Wakeopolis, Vallangast, Three Como leagues, Monezambique, BearStackof2015, The Big Sad, New Garokirk, Federation Of The Artics, Harro Waarudho, Myehn, VW53Aland, Stellar Colonies, Southern Francium, Murinian Union, Tshana, Kriov, Blobbo, Money for ever, Agave, Sergioica, and 253 others.Pakitsk, Zanithia, Verconia, Serfvarden, The Great Andes, Kingdom of Hapsteld, Ribanzi, New Bradenia Ghost, Adavan, Karcovshkie, Vuclen, The Soviet Texas Union, Drunken Seal Islands, Eldana, Roliganistan, Mestov, Stanley I, Awestre Gorend, CheeseBurrito, The Empire of Rijelv, Centrical Union, Cosmo Chile, Seri Tai Republic, Eonnysses, Duracell, Abtracnt, Cacnesia, Ridann, Unitria, Ausamerica, Chalan, Satroju, Valdomero, Caymarnia, Elejamie, New Leganes, The United States of Super, United States of Hope and Glory, UNDBB, Soups, Militairez Sanz Frontierez, East Sakhlin, Savorca, A Slanted Black Stripe, Empire of Dabiristan, Keovia, Clarence-Voslage, Bobadyk, ReeK, Goat Republic, Valvilandis, Talitoa, Marrabuk, Davinhia, Grangrado, Kelsyth, Rainbow Vests, East Anteltal, Industrial Hegemon, Kucia, Enlil, Impia Aghte, Rokaku, Dorles, Her Malue, From New World, Goodnamesarerare, Modra, Kallik, Frekhborlo, Rankes, Debluu, ReReReRepublic, Sandboxford, Cymru Broadcasters, A mean old man, Kalaratri, Zang0, Daravon, Eastorias, The Holy Rat, Utopic utopia, Caesargrad, United Citizens, Kaigi, Hizuru, NewImperia, Metzitlan, Forvistan, Acronis, Trimmania, Unger under over, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Irizia, Avana Kreig, Nuovo Regno Italico, Karatol-Advenra, Arunika, Kelssek, Headpat Central, Guys it literally says YOU ARE SUS, Enou, Kangarawa, Pledonia, Lurolona, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Priti Purple Wonderland, Freedomindia, Slys Paws, Solek, Lunma Un, East Malaysia, Sansangra, Coule Presko, Federated States of Zootron, Greedfall, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Cordgaise, Propwash, Capave, Kok buj sol, Kublam, Sea Lions, Godleland, The Almighty Country, Tia Land, Aquilapolis, Isahaak, Xinjiayuan, Constervatania, Anfair, Arafors, Developing World, Nova Tobruk, Adolanta, Christinia, M-M, La Isla Nueva, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Azgatan, New Sandsnionion, Islamarnia, EmpireBR, South Gambier, Dyposia, The Feld, Iodinia, Quintusterra, Mariarty, Winoniastan, Anthonyland, Buushi, Conqerica, North American Community, Turkey Creek, Pondingonia, Niktoland, 3 14159265358979323846264, Chinookery, Lingu, The Solinox Dranarchy, Amestrise, Carora, Penguasaan Korporat, S0meb0dy, Newsoslavia, Gran Yucanoa, Anzerstadium-Stadwelfheim, England and Overseas Territory, Jomsburg, Randomskaya, Varhemia, Neko Girls, United Ryan, Sector 39-C, FrankieMania, Trinchet, Svedania, Froppill, Novosejia, Virgoliaendorses, Lunavista, Inyak, Obblsix, Akimera, Murshan, Sethers, Jestalia, Greater East Pacifica, Varria, Endertopias, Jankono, European Global Hegemony, Parilandia, Cornholiolands, Shoreport, Republic of Restaks, Nations Europe Unie, Thunderbolt, New Croxia, Bissrigeor, Ubecc, Foksan, Reino De Latine, Estande, StateToonZ, AsgaardLand, Lantros, Roeli Ineas, German Kingdoms, Kireij, Wejur, New Samarakia, The Greater Virginia Republic, Bachtendekuppen, Nienor and Sokka, Chymmes-Blanc, Busaria, Domicilium Requiem, Leonaru, Freyjavania, Zunba, United Worlds of Waifuland, Hyperminnia, Luxembaurg, Admelioras, Monisau, Xarianunion, ArenaC, Theixa, Kilkire, The United Intergalactic Republic, Artovia, Theaetetus, Lilisk, SoutheastPrussia, New Gunnersnipe, Zulore, Slonful, Ossishiem, Moaki, Asendavia, Liechston, Noreds Thereneuthene, The Brazilian Freedom States, La Xinga, Rikos Isles, Sohmi, Roissyland, Altys, Tassirion, Love for Darkness, and Handshakers United.