by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 601stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,096thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,736th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
To fight is to win
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ohamingja

Population5.946 billion

CapitalMyrkur ríkir

CurrencyRune
AnimalInland taipan

The Dictatorship of Ohamingja is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.946 billion Ohamingjans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrkur ríkir. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ohamingjan economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Runes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,045 Runes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ohamingja's national animal is the Inland taipan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ohamingja is ranked 121,382nd in the world and 141st in The Black Hawks for Rudest Citizens, with 49.41 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 601stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,096thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,736thLargest Black Market: 2,121stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,975thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,084thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,610thMost Secular: 5,712thHighest Average Incomes: 5,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,581stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,422ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,024thLowest Crime Rates: 9,041stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,264thBest Weather: 9,535thMost Authoritarian: 10,131stLargest Governments: 10,224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,748thMost Conservative: 11,018thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,904thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,066thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,512thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,769thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,998thHighest Economic Output: 14,708thHealthiest Citizens: 16,086thSmartest Citizens: 17,859thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,830th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ohamingja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Ohamingja, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Ohamingja, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in Ohamingja, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Ohamingja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Ohamingja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ohamingja, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Ohamingja, Big Belly is watching you.
  • : Following new legislation in Ohamingja, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Ohamingja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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