The Federal Republic of Offustan is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 510 million Offustanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of qwuiltër. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Offustanian economy, worth 39.4 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,191 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Leader's childhood, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Offustan's national animal is the Gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Offustan is ranked 41,476^th in the world and 1,159^th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 45.64 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.