The Federal Republic of Offustan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Boss Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.762 billion Offustanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of qwuiltër. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Offustanian economy, worth 138 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,336 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are issued comics about superheroes punching unflattering caricatures of their enemies, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Offustan's national animal is the Gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Offustan is ranked 86,709^th in the world and 3,594^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.47 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.