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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 455thLargest Agricultural Sector: 458thLargest Retail Industry: 627th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Worship Him
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Of Traps and Lolis

Population5.088 billion

CapitalRomanee Conti
LeaderMaxwell Finnwich
FaithMurcielago

CurrencyHideyoshi
Animalpyg

The Free Land of Of Traps and Lolis is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maxwell Finnwich with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.088 billion Traps and Lolisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romanee Conti. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Traps and Lolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,442 trillion Hideyoshis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 283,455 Hideyoshis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Traps and Lolisian lands. Crime is totally unknown. Of Traps and Lolis's national animal is the pyg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Murcielago.

Of Traps and Lolis is ranked 2,561st in the world and 11th in New Western Empire for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 11,297.78 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 455thLargest Agricultural Sector: 458thLargest Retail Industry: 627thLargest Publishing Industry: 749thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,139thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,362ndMost Inclusive: 1,419thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,438thMost Cultured: 1,672ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,803rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,185thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,352ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,561stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,567thLargest Black Market: 2,741stRudest Citizens: 2,944thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,643rdMost Pacifist: 3,846thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,172ndSmartest Citizens: 5,336thNicest Citizens: 5,681stMost Developed: 6,270thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,325thLargest Governments: 6,581stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,802ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,332ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,666thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,853rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,642ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,214thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,988thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,397thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,421stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,879thHighest Drug Use: 20,558thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,621stLowest Crime Rates: 21,003rd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Average: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Of Traps and Lolis, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Traps and Lolisian lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Traps and Lolis, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Traps and Lolis, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Traps and Lolis, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Traps and Lolis, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Traps and Lolis, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Traps and Lolis, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Traps and Lolis, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Traps and Lolis, doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Traps and Lolis, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.

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