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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,242nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,458th Most Devout: 1,605th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Two most Important things Conquest, And Nukes
Emperor South
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Of The Virgin Islands

Population4.027 billion

CapitalImperials Dawn
LeaderEmperor South
FaithVirginity

CurrencyVirgin Pound
AnimalWoman

The Empire of Of The Virgin Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor South with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.027 billion Virgins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperials Dawn. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Virgin Islandsian economy, worth 817 trillion Virgin Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,031 Virgin Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, and the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of The Virgin Islands's national animal is the Woman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Virginity.

Of The Virgin Islands is ranked 1,661st in the world and 2nd in The Monarchy alliance for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 10,214.7 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,458thMost Devout: 1,605thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,661stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,933rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,502ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,572ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,598thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,298thHealthiest Citizens: 4,498thHighest Average Incomes: 5,471stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,197thLargest Governments: 6,863rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,734thMost Efficient Economies: 8,838thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,966thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,974thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,997thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,315thSmartest Citizens: 11,915thMost Cultured: 14,572ndMost Developed: 15,022ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,858thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,283rd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Of The Virgin Islands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Land Management".
  • : Of The Virgin Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Of The Virgin Islands lodged a message on the The Monarchy alliance Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.

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