The Arda i Eruhini of Of the Quendi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tararanduriúvië Heren with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 20.409 billion Eruhínis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ar-Minalêth. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient the Quendian economy, worth a remarkable 6,966 trillion Castarmirians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 341,346 Castarmirians, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,085,708 per year while the poor average 81,704, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Of the Quendi's national animal is the Aratirnõë Tararani, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eruism.

Of the Quendi is ranked 150,313^th in the world and 5^th in Pars for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.34 Bananas Ingested Per Day.