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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,863rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,115thMost Inclusive: 3,810th
The Onionist Republics of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Sovetsky Luk Navsegda
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Of The Glorious Soviet Onion

Population1.494 billion

CapitalSaint Sovitsgrad
LeaderSupreme Beloved Glorious Leader Fronkus
FaithGlorious Onionism

AnimalPink Palican

The Onionist Republics of Of The Glorious Soviet Onion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Beloved Glorious Leader Fronkus with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.494 billion Onionians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Sovitsgrad. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient The Glorious Soviet Onionian economy, worth 201 trillion Luks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,080 Luks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of The Glorious Soviet Onion's national animal is the Pink Palican, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Glorious Onionism.

Of The Glorious Soviet Onion is ranked 3,115th in the world and 2nd in The Union Of Great Onionist Nations for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 396.04 Bank.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,863rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,115thMost Inclusive: 3,810thMost Pacifist: 4,183rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,312thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,327thNicest Citizens: 4,827thHighest Food Quality: 6,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,385thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,391stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,394thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,692ndMost Developed: 7,752ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,949thSafest: 8,670thLargest Governments: 8,875thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,615thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,700thSmartest Citizens: 10,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,797thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,921stHealthiest Citizens: 11,650thMost Cultured: 11,759thBest Weather: 11,941stTop
Most Income Equality: 14,495thMost Secular: 15,690thHighest Average Incomes: 18,535thHighest Drug Use: 19,000thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,048thMost Influential: 20,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,224thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,351stLargest Publishing Industry: 21,549th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the region

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