The Imperial Federation of Of International Memers is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mecha Churchill with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.128 billion International Memers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memegrad. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient International Memersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,566 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 315,738 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the Memegrad Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Of International Memers's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Memerism.

Of International Memers is ranked 300,884^th in the world and 960^th in United Kingdom for Fattest Citizens, with 4.18 Obesity Rate.