The Centrist Democratic Republic of Of Blocistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sanjeev Yend with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.47 billion blocistanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of blasta hasta. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse blocistani economy, worth 885 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 93,473 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", Sanjeev Yend's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Blocistan's national animal is the skeleton horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is futurism.

Of Blocistan is ranked 65,475^th in the world and 1^st in The Unknown Abyss for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.78 law-abiding acts per hour.