by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 6,735th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,352nd Least Corrupt Governments: 8,425th
The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
United we stand as the one, fight and we'll win!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.838 billion

LeaderChośko Kalatejić

AnimalOernian Deer

The Dominion of Oernland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chośko Kalatejić with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.838 billion Oernians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kusseenburg. The average income tax rate is 76.6%.

The very strong Oernian economy, worth 320 trillion Kusars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,868 Kusars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oernland's national animal is the Oernian Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oernland is ranked 142,401st in the world and 51st in Velika Slavia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Rebellious Youth: 6,735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,352ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,425thTop
Most Armed: 9,548thBest Weather: 10,499thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,196thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,280thSafest: 14,245thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,595thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,276th
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the region

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