The United Federation of Odinburgh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Arthur Tannenbay with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 20.964 billion Odinburghians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thorheim. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Odinburghian economy, worth an astonishing 11,112 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 530,094 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, nations across the world are quick to praise Prime Minister Arthur Tannenbay's good looks and intellectual prowess, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Odinburgh's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Odin.

Odinburgh is ranked 13,253^rd in the world and 5^th in The Wolf Clan for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,187.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.