The Marine Salamander of Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Salamander with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.026 billion oceanic-arctizians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underwater Moskow. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming oceanic-arctizian economy, worth 96.1 trillion labor-vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,629 labor-vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean's national animal is the catfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is communism.

Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean is ranked 18,466^th in the world and 409^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 114.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.