The United Socialist States of Oceania1 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.74 billion Oceania1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of There is no capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.

The Oceania1ian economy, worth 216 trillion Victory dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,778 Victory dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceania1's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is INGSOC.

Oceania1 is ranked 61,057^th in the world and 59^th in Oneid for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 52.16 Whatever.