| Population | 9.208 billion |
| Capital | that is that and this is this |
| Leader | Isaac Brock |
| Faith | good news |
| Currency | modest |
| Animal | mouse |
The Thinking Awhile of Ocean Breathes Salty is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Isaac Brock with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.208 billion Ocean Breathes Saltyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that is that and this is this. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Ocean Breathes Saltyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,237 trillion modests a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,431 modests, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Ocean Breathes Saltyian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ocean Breathes Salty's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is good news.
Ocean Breathes Salty is ranked 28,918th in the world and 117th in Stereo Hearts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.37 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ocean Breathes Salty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean Breathes Salty, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean Breathes Salty, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean Breathes Salty, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean Breathes Salty, Ocean Breathes Saltyian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : Ocean Breathes Salty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean Breathes Salty, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around that is that and this is this.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean Breathes Salty, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
- : Ocean Breathes Salty was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Ocean Breathes Salty, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Ocean Breathes Saltyian roads.
