The Intergalactic Empire of Obmij is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.761 billion Demonyms are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Obmijian economy, worth 820 trillion Currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,698 Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Black tea is only available on the black market, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obmij's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religion.

Obmij is ranked 30,591^st in the world and 4^th in The Collection of Metaverses for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.36 law-abiding acts per hour.