The Noble Steed of Oberon the Swift is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 538 million Oberon the Swiftians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Healthcare, Public Transport, and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oberon the Swiftian economy, worth 30.5 trillion pesos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,783 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,050 per year while the poor average 13,434, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Posters on 'Oberon The Swiftian Values' advise against being proud of Oberon the Swift, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and hunters often become the hunted. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Oberon the Swift's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oberon the Swift is ranked 289,550^th in the world and 2,885^th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.