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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 128thMost Ignorant Citizens: 207thMost Devout: 208th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If you're happy and you know it, it's illegal.
The Supreme Lord Honorable Ryan Kordziel
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Obamaopolis

Population7.405 billion

CapitalRome
LeaderThe Supreme Lord Honorable Ryan Kordziel
FaithChurch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

CurrencyGold and silver dollars
AnimalPlatypus

The Empire of Obamaopolis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Lord Honorable Ryan Kordziel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.405 billion Mindless government-controlled citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Obamaopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,938 trillion Gold and silver dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 396,866 Gold and silver dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,397,388 per year while the poor average 81,611, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, the country is preparing for war, Bambi has been banned, and overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obamaopolis's national animal is the Platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Obamaopolis is ranked 851st in the world and 58th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 11,629.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 128thMost Ignorant Citizens: 207thMost Devout: 208thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 213thMost Corrupt Governments: 262ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 288thMost Patriotic: 308thLargest Mining Sector: 338thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 390thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 473rdLargest Black Market: 601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 735thHighest Average Incomes: 849thLargest Insurance Industry: 851stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,029thLowest Crime Rates: 1,559thLargest Governments: 1,650thMost Conservative: 1,846thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,017thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,034thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,188thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,223rdFattest Citizens: 2,399thMost Avoided: 2,827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,918thHighest Economic Output: 5,205thMost Efficient Economies: 6,092ndMost Authoritarian: 8,231stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,336thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,976thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,744thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,491st
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Most Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Conservative: 46th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 114th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 114th in the regionFattest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Avoided: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 252nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 271st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 278th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 435th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 466th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 470th in the regionMost Influential: 691st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Obamaopolis, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaopolis, Bambi has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaopolis, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaopolis, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaopolis, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Obamaopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaopolis, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaopolis, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaopolis, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaopolis, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.

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