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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,008th Most Cultured: 5,209th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,254th
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Obamaca Paradiso

Population9.235 billion

CapitalSaint Michelle
LeaderPresident Ronald Klump
FaithChristianity

CurrencyObamaca Dollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of Obamaca Paradiso is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Ronald Klump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 9.235 billion Obamaca Paradisoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michelle. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Obamaca Paradisoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion Obamaca Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,760 Obamaca Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obamaca Paradiso's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Obamaca Paradiso is ranked 145,656th in the world and 114th in The Radiant for Most Armed, with 0.15 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,008thMost Cultured: 5,209thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,363rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,472ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,006thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,055thMost Devout: 7,176thHealthiest Citizens: 7,703rdNicest Citizens: 8,316thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,388thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,141stHighest Economic Output: 10,186thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,957thMost Inclusive: 11,108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,266thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,688thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,361stMost Developed: 12,962ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,347thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,799thMost Efficient Economies: 14,398thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,917th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Obamaca Paradiso lodged a message on the The Radiant Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, a third of Obamaca Paradisoans are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them.

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