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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,343rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,423rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,113th
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Obamaca Paradiso

Population10.251 billion

CapitalSaint Michelle
LeaderPresident Ronald Klump
FaithChristianity

CurrencyObamaca Dollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of Obamaca Paradiso is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Ronald Klump with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 10.251 billion Obamaca Paradisoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michelle. The average income tax rate is 63.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Obamaca Paradisoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Obamaca Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 129,734 Obamaca Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, visions of giant pink Bald Eagles are a common side effect after Obamaca Paradisoans eat their meals, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obamaca Paradiso's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Obamaca Paradiso is ranked 156,940th in the world and 55th in Novus Lucidum for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.81 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,343rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,423rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,113thMost Cultured: 4,315thMost Devout: 4,747thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,900thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,041stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,034thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,886thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9,265thNicest Citizens: 9,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,417thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,085thLowest Crime Rates: 11,925thHealthiest Citizens: 11,932ndLargest Black Market: 11,983rdMost Inclusive: 12,073rdHighest Drug Use: 12,103rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,273rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, visions of giant pink Bald Eagles are a common side effect after Obamaca Paradisoans eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Obamaca Paradiso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy".
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Obamaca Paradiso, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.

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