Population | 5.049 billion |
Capital | Obamaville |
Leader | Obama |
Faith | Obama |
Currency | Obama Bucks |
Animal | Ollama |
The Obama Paradise of Obama but he is fun is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Obama with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.049 billion Obama but he is funians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Obamaville. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Obama but he is funian economy, worth 677 trillion Obama Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,150 Obama Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Happiness is all being miserable together, it's never "just a game" with Obama but he is funian sports fans, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obama but he is fun's national animal is the Ollama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obama.
Obama but he is fun is ranked 101,642nd in the world and 62nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Primitive, scoring -4.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, it's never "just a game" with Obama but he is funian sports fans.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, happiness is all being miserable together.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
- : Obama but he is fun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.