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Most Patriotic: 14,456thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,262ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,471st
The Obama Paradise of
Father Knows Best State
Obama!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Obama but he is fun

Population5.049 billion

CapitalObamaville
LeaderObama
FaithObama

CurrencyObama Bucks
AnimalOllama

The Obama Paradise of Obama but he is fun is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Obama with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.049 billion Obama but he is funians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Obamaville. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Obama but he is funian economy, worth 677 trillion Obama Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,150 Obama Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Happiness is all being miserable together, it's never "just a game" with Obama but he is funian sports fans, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obama but he is fun's national animal is the Ollama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obama.

Obama but he is fun is ranked 101,642nd in the world and 62nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Primitive, scoring -4.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Patriotic: 14,456thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,262ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,471stMost Devout: 20,051stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,834thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,262ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,418thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,158thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,730thLargest Black Market: 27,422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,835thLowest Crime Rates: 28,940thMost Authoritarian: 29,611thLargest Welfare Programs: 31,015th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionMost Primitive: 62nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, it's never "just a game" with Obama but he is funian sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, happiness is all being miserable together.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
  • : Obama but he is fun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama but he is fun, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.

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