The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 12 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.675 billion Oaks 12ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oaks 12ian economy, worth 407 trillion planets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,782 planets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, paraplegics are told to walk it off, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, and the Oaks 12ian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oaks 12's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Oaks 12 is ranked 28,121^st in the world and 56^th in the great right for Highest Average Incomes, with 110,782.1 Standard Monetary Units.