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Most Extreme: 4thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14thMost Devout: 49th
The Holy Black Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
YOU SHALL OBEY!
fear
Influence
Powerbroker
2nd in Command
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

O B E Y

Population5.369 billion

Capitalcapital punishment
Leaderfear
FaithTerryism

Currencytax dollar
Animallaw

The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, fear of technology, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.369 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth a remarkable 1,749 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 325,888 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and workers' complaints never reach central planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.

O B E Y is ranked 4,205th in the world and 1st in TERRY for Nudest, with 1,200.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Extreme: 4thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14thMost Devout: 49thLowest Crime Rates: 104thMost Authoritarian: 166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 205thHighest Average Tax Rates: 205thBest Weather: 221stMost Corrupt Governments: 253rdLargest Governments: 306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 329thMost Conservative: 343rdMost Beautiful Environments: 396thHighest Poor Incomes: 495thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 523rdMost Advanced Public Education: 527thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,010thHealthiest Citizens: 1,016thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,120thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,505thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,709thLargest Black Market: 2,138thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,371stMost Efficient Economies: 3,036thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,544thNudest: 4,205thSmartest Citizens: 7,508thHighest Economic Output: 8,960thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,452ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,751stTop
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Most Developed: 12,401stMost Stationary: 19,494thMost Influential: 20,917th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'.

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