The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.158 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth a remarkable 9,507 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 671,546 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and 90% of active duty OBEYAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.

O B E Y is ranked 306,105^th in the world and 9^th in TERRY for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -21.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.