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Most Extreme: 4thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7thMost Devout: 32nd
The Holy Black Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
YOU SHALL OBEY!
fear
Influence
Powerbroker
2nd in Command
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

O B E Y

Population7.964 billion

Capitalcapital punishment
Leaderfear
FaithTerryism

Currencytax dollar
Animallaw

The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.964 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth a remarkable 3,323 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 417,303 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People forget to eat because they are too busy singing fear's praises, the horniness of the great-horned law is considered a national priority, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and hazmat suits are a common mindless slave labor garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.

O B E Y is ranked 180th in the world and 1st in TERRY for Most Beautiful Environments, with 8,355.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Extreme: 4thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7thMost Devout: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 35thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89thHighest Average Tax Rates: 106thBest Weather: 116thMost Patriotic: 142ndMost Corrupt Governments: 142ndLargest Governments: 159thMost Authoritarian: 162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 180thMost Conservative: 222ndMost Advanced Public Education: 245thHighest Poor Incomes: 253rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 373rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 450thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 486thHealthiest Citizens: 656thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 672ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 724thHighest Average Incomes: 733rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 888thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 969thLargest Black Market: 1,384thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,567thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,914thMost Efficient Economies: 1,945thTop
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Nudest: 4,228thHighest Economic Output: 4,568thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,269thSmartest Citizens: 5,791stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,350thTop
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Most Developed: 13,087thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,527thMost Stationary: 15,423rdMost Influential: 16,899th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, hazmat suits are a common mindless slave labor garb.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, the horniness of the great-horned law is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing fear's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, native tribes have been driven to extinction by hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, mindless slaves are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.

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