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Most Ignorant Citizens: 127th Most Devout: 162nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190th
The Berg Drone of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Good luck living here
some guy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.761 billion

Capitala crater
Leadersome guy
FaithChurch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster


The Berg Drone of O-BrokiPuppet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by some guy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, prohibition of alcohol, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.761 billion Puppets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a crater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.4%.

The frighteningly efficient O-BrokiPuppetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion Potatoes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 272,344 Potatoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 921,745 per year while the poor average 59,467, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas, disputed territories across New Western Empire are being claimed by O-BrokiPuppetian college students, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Puppets any less frightened. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. O-BrokiPuppet's national animal is the Proletariat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

O-BrokiPuppet is ranked 149,773rd in the world and 169th in New Western Empire for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -15 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 127thMost Devout: 162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 223rdLargest Gambling Industry: 231stMost Primitive: 345thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 368thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 396thMost Corrupt Governments: 403rdMost Armed: 405thMost Avoided: 472ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 514thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 669thFattest Citizens: 733rdHighest Crime Rates: 736thLargest Mining Sector: 840thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,298thLargest Black Market: 1,506thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,507thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,908thHighest Average Incomes: 2,174thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,380thRudest Citizens: 2,451stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,804thNudest: 4,798thMost Influential: 6,502ndTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,921stMost Conservative: 9,229thLargest Governments: 12,116thMost Efficient Economies: 13,028thHighest Economic Output: 13,524th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the region

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