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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 94thMost Influential: 381stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,453rd
The Holy Actinic Zombie Dolphin of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Cthulhu awakens
Minister of Engagement
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population3.535 billion

LeaderHoly Zombie Witch Lady Tisha

AnimalGhost Pacific Tree Octopus Vampire Cow

The Holy Actinic Zombie Dolphin of Nyxonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Zombie Witch Lady Tisha with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.535 billion Nyxonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIX. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nyxonian economy, worth 477 trillion tetradrachms a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,026 tetradrachms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Nyxonia, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and Holy Zombie Witch Lady Tisha's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyxonia's national animal is the Ghost Pacific Tree Octopus Vampire Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is discordian.

Nyxonia is ranked 4,102nd in the world and 119th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,523.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 94thMost Influential: 381stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,453rdSafest: 2,022ndBest Weather: 2,450thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,474thMost Pacifist: 2,530thMost Secular: 2,591stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,151stNicest Citizens: 3,318thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,102ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,149thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,153rdMost Inclusive: 4,495thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,628thHighest Food Quality: 5,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,588thMost Developed: 5,993rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,076thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,816thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,902ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,219thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,426thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,059thMost Efficient Economies: 8,112thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,133rdSmartest Citizens: 8,153rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,592ndLargest Governments: 9,219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,974thTop
Most Cultured: 15,414thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,589thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,938thHighest Average Incomes: 18,220thMost Income Equality: 20,715thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,261st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionSafest: 68th in the regionBest Weather: 85th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 90th in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 108th in the regionNicest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 131st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 131st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 147th in the regionMost Inclusive: 165th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 182nd in the regionMost Developed: 195th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 209th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 224th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 224th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 227th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 231st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 239th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 250th in the regionLargest Governments: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 275th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 305th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 455th in the regionMost Cultured: 471st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 484th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 664th in the regionLargest Populations: 837th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 850th in the region

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