The Democratic Republic of Nyowani Kitara is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Nafuna Akongo with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.049 billion Nyowani Kitarans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dewayo. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nyowani Kitaran economy, worth 110 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 15,706 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds, a major religion has been named as Nyowani Kitara's national religion, and most pop videos prominently feature the Nyowani Kitaran flag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyowani Kitara's national animal is the Golden Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nyowani Kitara is ranked 55,425^th in the world and 26^th in Rushmore for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.78 law-abiding acts per hour.