The Empire of Nynphemburg is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 363 million Nynphemburgueses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fleurdelis. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nynphemburguese economy, worth 36.9 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,550 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, and children often kick Cats for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nynphemburg's national animal is the Cat.

Nynphemburg is ranked 104,176^th in the world and 399^th in Europe for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,690.23 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.