The Empire of Nynphemburg is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 375 million Nynphemburgueses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fleurdelis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Nynphemburguese economy, worth 40.0 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 106,585 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Most ambassadors from Nynphemburg retire only a few years after being appointed, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, and the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nynphemburg's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nynphemburg is ranked 52,579th in the world and 499th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 106,585.14 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Nynphemburg, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment.
- : Following new legislation in Nynphemburg, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime.
- : Following new legislation in Nynphemburg, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
- : Following new legislation in Nynphemburg, most ambassadors from Nynphemburg retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Following new legislation in Nynphemburg, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones.
- : Following new legislation in Nynphemburg, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Nynphemburg, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
- : Nynphemburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Nynphemburg, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Nynphemburg, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
