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Most Compassionate Citizens: 402nd Most Pacifist: 430th Nicest Citizens: 711th
The Community of
Democratic Socialists
Protect the Woods or we...we...Hug You!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Average

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Community of Nymphs Dream is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 25.199 billion Nymphs Dreamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nymphs Dreamian economy, worth 718 trillion goodberries a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,495 goodberries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nymphs Dream's national animal is the fairie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nymphs Dream is ranked 26,391st in the world and 931st in Osiris for Most Authoritarian, with 1 Stalins.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 402ndMost Pacifist: 430thNicest Citizens: 711thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,156thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,296thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,325thBest Weather: 1,417thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,463rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,666thSafest: 1,806thLargest Populations: 1,911thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,518thMost Income Equality: 2,650thLargest Governments: 2,674thMost Cultured: 3,154thLowest Crime Rates: 4,086thMost Devout: 5,774thNudest: 5,937thSmartest Citizens: 5,967thMost Inclusive: 6,674thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,787thTop
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Most Stationary: 10,027thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,989thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,378thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,802ndHighest Economic Output: 15,063rd
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Income Equality: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionSafest: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 88th in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionMost Stationary: 157th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 164th in the regionMost Inclusive: 173rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 174th in the regionNudest: 182nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 249th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 314th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 452nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nymphs Dream, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphs Dream, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphs Dream, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphs Dream, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphs Dream, supervisors in Nymphs Dream commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphs Dream, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphs Dream, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphs Dream, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphs Dream, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphs Dream, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.

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