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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,921stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,713th
The Corporate Whoredom of
Mother Knows Best State
Freedom is the Punishment
Princess Nymphette
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nymphoanarchism

Population7.625 billion

CapitalNymphole
LeaderPrincess Nymphette
FaithNymphoism

CurrencyWarm Human Teardrop
AnimalMillipede

The Corporate Whoredom of Nymphoanarchism is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Princess Nymphette with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.625 billion Nymphoanarchists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nymphole. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nymphoanarchist economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion Warm Human Teardrops a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 132,522 Warm Human Teardrops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nymphoanarchism's national animal is the Millipede, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nymphoism.

Nymphoanarchism is ranked 69,154th in the world and 1st in Subtellurian Containment for Longest Average Lifespans, with 77.32 years.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,921stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,713thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,850thMost Avoided: 8,676thLargest Black Market: 9,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,365thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,507thTop
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Most Primitive: 14,383rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,506thMost Armed: 18,713thMost Patriotic: 20,141stMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,530thLargest Retail Industry: 22,262ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 24,517th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nymphoanarchism, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphoanarchism, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphoanarchism, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphoanarchism, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphoanarchism, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphoanarchism, netizens fiercely argue over who loves Princess Nymphette more.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphoanarchism, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphoanarchism, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.
  • : Following new legislation in Nymphoanarchism, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
  • : Nymphoanarchism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Patriotic, Most Avoided, and Highest Average Incomes.

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