The Corporate Whoredom of Nymphoanarchism is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Princess Nymphette with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.222 billion Nymphoanarchists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nymphole. The average income tax rate is 39.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nymphoanarchist economy, worth 581 trillion Warm Human Teardrops a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 111,287 Warm Human Teardrops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, and when you fly on Air Nymphoanarchism you win a seat or you die. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nymphoanarchism's national animal is the Millipede, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nymphoism.

Nymphoanarchism is ranked 77,577^th in the world and 1^st in Subtellurian Containment for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,191.2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.