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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,471st
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Nyingma

Population7.316 billion

CurrencySrang
AnimalSnow Lion

The Theocracy of Nyingma is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed population of 7.316 billion Nyingmen are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.7%.

The powerhouse Nyingman economy, worth 610 trillion Srangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,430 Srangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Nyingma City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, and all beauty contests have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyingma's national animal is the Snow Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nyingma is ranked 48,912th in the world and 192nd in Giovanniland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.49 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Pacifist: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nyingma, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyingma, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyingma, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyingma, the Nyingma City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyingma, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Nyingma altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyingma, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyingma, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyingma, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyingma, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.

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