by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,724thSafest: 4,382ndMost Pacifist: 4,634th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Superbia et Natura
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.542 billion

LeaderComrade Piyou


The Federal Republic of Nyarlathothep is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Piyou with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.542 billion Nyarlathothepians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azathothgrad. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nyarlathothepian economy, worth 322 trillion eurodollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 126,860 eurodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, criminals are thrown to the wolves to repay their debt to society, and polygamy is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyarlathothep's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nyarlathothep is ranked 232,385th in the world and 1,147th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -17 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,724thSafest: 4,382ndMost Pacifist: 4,634thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,554thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,066thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,095thMost Developed: 6,287thBest Weather: 6,642ndMost Influential: 6,659thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,783rdMost Inclusive: 6,952ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,433rdMost Secular: 7,581stHealthiest Citizens: 7,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,780thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,845thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,060thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,212thHighest Food Quality: 8,515thSmartest Citizens: 8,905thNicest Citizens: 8,995thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,115thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,114thLargest Governments: 10,756thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,440thTop
Most Cultured: 15,097thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,718thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,216thMost Income Equality: 18,269thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,506thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,328thHighest Average Incomes: 21,051stMost Efficient Economies: 21,938th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Safest: 73rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 77th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 81st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 93rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 119th in the regionMost Secular: 120th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 120th in the region

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