The Federal Republic of Nyarlathothep is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Piyou with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.542 billion Nyarlathothepians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azathothgrad. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nyarlathothepian economy, worth 322 trillion eurodollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 126,860 eurodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, criminals are thrown to the wolves to repay their debt to society, and polygamy is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyarlathothep's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nyarlathothep is ranked 232,385^th in the world and 1,147^th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -17 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.