The Hehehe nyaaa of Nyakasta17 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.939 billion Nyakasta17ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The very strong Nyakasta17ian economy, worth 124 trillion UwUs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,244 UwUs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,246 per year while the poor average 8,909, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

Smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyakasta17's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nyakasta17 is ranked 35,028^th in the world and 570^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,496.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.