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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,671stMost Conservative: 21,325thMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,087th
The Hehehe nyaaa of
Moralistic Democracy
Purrrr
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Nyakasta17

Population1.939 billion

CurrencyUwU
AnimalCat

The Hehehe nyaaa of Nyakasta17 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.939 billion Nyakasta17ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The very strong Nyakasta17ian economy, worth 124 trillion UwUs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,244 UwUs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,246 per year while the poor average 8,909, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

Smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyakasta17's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nyakasta17 is ranked 35,028th in the world and 570th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,496.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,671stTop
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Most Conservative: 21,325thMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,087th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 130th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 140th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 241st in the regionMost Conservative: 242nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 269th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 275th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 361st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 413th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 462nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 479th in the regionRudest Citizens: 480th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 511th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 570th in the regionSafest: 572nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nyakasta17 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta17, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta17, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta17, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta17, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta17, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • : Nyakasta17 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta17, children have only the most basic of education.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta17, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyakasta17, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.

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