The Cyberpunk Nightmare of Nyain is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Yamamoto with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.621 billion Nyainese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Miyako. The average income tax rate is 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyainese economy, worth 403 trillion ₿itcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,916 ₿itcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyain's national animal is the Kookaburra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jhinto.

Nyain is ranked 14,687^th in the world and 2^nd in The SCP Foundation for Most Patriotic, with 60.05 flags saluted per person per day.