The Free Land of Nyaaway is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nyaatalie with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.609 billion Nyaawegians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estradia. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nyaawegian economy, worth a remarkable 2,436 trillion mgs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 320,272 mgs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nyaaway's national animal is the Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Meowism.

Nyaaway is ranked 314,893^rd in the world and 19^th in The Transgender Region for Most Patriotic, with 0.33 flags saluted per person per day.