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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,398th Rudest Citizens: 5,799th Largest Information Technology Sector: 6,418th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Conservative Democracy
Can't win if you don't play
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nutss

Population827 million

CapitalNew Nutss city

CurrencyMacca
AnimalGoat

The Constitutional Monarchy of Nutss is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 827 million Nutssians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nutss city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The powerhouse Nutt economy, worth 103 trillion Maccas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,698 Maccas, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nutss's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nutss is ranked 44,979th in the world and 48th in Barbaria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,335.63 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,398thRudest Citizens: 5,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,418thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,822ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,645th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nutss's influence in Barbaria rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Nutss, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Nutss, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in Nutss, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Nutss, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nutss, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Nutss, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Nutss, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Nutt satellites can detect it.
  • : Following new legislation in Nutss, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.
  • : Following new legislation in Nutss, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.

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