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Most Stationary: 8,453rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,419th Most Armed: 10,785th
The Nutz of
Moralistic Democracy
In Soviet Russia, Nutella-chan eats YOU!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Nutella-chan

Population8.143 billion

CapitalJarland
LeaderPeanut Butter-chan
FaithCult of the Silver Spoon

CurrencyNut
AnimalSquirrel

The Nutz of Nutella-chan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Peanut Butter-chan with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.143 billion Nutella-chanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jarland. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nutella-chanian economy, worth 840 trillion Nuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,210 Nuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NC-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nutella-chan's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Silver Spoon.

Nutella-chan is ranked 25,890th in the world and 729th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 70.31 Effective Tax Rate.

Top
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Most Stationary: 8,453rdTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,419thMost Armed: 10,785thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,013thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,104thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,650thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,190thHighest Economic Output: 16,348thMost Devout: 17,110th
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Most Stationary: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 237th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 261st in the regionLargest Populations: 265th in the regionMost Armed: 279th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 312th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 337th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 439th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 465th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 500th in the regionMost Devout: 586th in the regionLargest Governments: 605th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 650th in the regionLargest Black Market: 690th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 729th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 737th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 740th in the region

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  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.

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