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Most Stationary: 9,267th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,323rd Most Armed: 10,405th
The Nutz of
Moralistic Democracy
In Soviet Russia, Nutella-chan eats YOU!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Nutella-chan

Population7.4 billion

CapitalJarland
LeaderPeanut Butter-chan
FaithCult of the Silver Spoon

CurrencyNut
AnimalSquirrel

The Nutz of Nutella-chan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Peanut Butter-chan with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.4 billion Nutella-chanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jarland. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nutella-chanian economy, worth 763 trillion Nuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,210 Nuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NC-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nutella-chan's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Silver Spoon.

Nutella-chan is ranked 132,130th in the world and 5,365th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 31.89 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Stationary: 9,267thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,323rdMost Armed: 10,405thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,009thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,552ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,720thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,405thMost Devout: 16,572nd
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Most Stationary: 179th in the regionMost Armed: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 256th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 287th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 303rd in the regionLargest Populations: 305th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 330th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 367th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 419th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 440th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 459th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 548th in the regionMost Devout: 575th in the regionLargest Governments: 635th in the region

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