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Most Stationary: 8,785th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,452nd Most Armed: 10,877th
The Nutz of
Moralistic Democracy
In Soviet Russia, Nutella-chan eats YOU!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Nutella-chan

Population7.732 billion

CapitalJarland
LeaderPeanut Butter-chan
FaithCult of the Silver Spoon

CurrencyNut
AnimalSquirrel

The Nutz of Nutella-chan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Peanut Butter-chan with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.732 billion Nutella-chanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jarland. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nutella-chanian economy, worth 798 trillion Nuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,210 Nuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NC-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nutella-chan's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Silver Spoon.

Nutella-chan is ranked 78,051st in the world and 3,389th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,635.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
10%
Most Stationary: 8,785thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,452ndMost Armed: 10,877thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,536thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,106thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,883rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,260thMost Devout: 16,596thHighest Economic Output: 16,701st
Top
5%
Most Stationary: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 234th in the regionMost Armed: 248th in the regionLargest Populations: 280th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 282nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 291st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 328th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 343rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 430th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 469th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 484th in the regionMost Devout: 583rd in the regionLargest Governments: 598th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 635th in the regionLargest Black Market: 720th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nutella-chan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.

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