by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,439thMost Secular: 3,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,011th
The Sacred Reich of
Corrupt Dictatorship
A million reasons on the edge of glory
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.345 billion



The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bollox with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.345 billion Nuremburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellhole. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth 621 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,195 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges, Nuremburgia has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, and Nuremburgia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 19,329th in the world and 167th in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,591.52 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 2,439thTop
Most Secular: 3,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,011thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,429thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,656thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,701stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,708thBest Weather: 5,069thLowest Crime Rates: 6,327thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,911thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,508thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,530thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,822ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,191stHealthiest Citizens: 8,252ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,612thLargest Governments: 9,985thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,589thMost Developed: 10,857thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,185thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,346thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,904thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,898thMost Patriotic: 18,489thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,329thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,397thSmartest Citizens: 23,104thMost Efficient Economies: 23,557th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionBest Weather: 122nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 137th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 139th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 148th in the region

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