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Highest Drug Use: 1,632nd Most Cultured: 1,760th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,818th
The Raving Looney Nation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Skoros morghot vestri? Tubī daor.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population7.102 billion

Capital⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐

Animal𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳

The Raving Looney Nation of Numpties is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by 👳 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓖𝓡𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓟𝓞𝓞𝓑𝓐𝓗 with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.102 billion Numpties hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⭐️⭐️ 𝓝𝑒𝓌 𝓝𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓉𝑜𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓈 ⭐️⭐. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Numptiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,428 trillion 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,104 𝓖𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖙s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, and retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity. Crime is totally unknown. Numpties's national animal is the 𝓖𝓻𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝒆𝓪𝓻 🌲🌳🐻💩🐾🌲🌳, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 几ㄩ爪卩ㄒㄚㄖㄥㄖᎶㄚ.

Numpties is ranked 65,017th in the world and 2,541st in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,433.02 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,632ndTop
Most Cultured: 1,760thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,818thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,069thMost Influential: 2,327thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,428thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,596thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,694thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,124thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,193rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,298thBest Weather: 3,515thNicest Citizens: 3,552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,760thMost Developed: 3,771stMost Inclusive: 3,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,904thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,016thSmartest Citizens: 4,202ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,258thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,401stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,085thHighest Average Incomes: 5,622ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,809thHealthiest Citizens: 5,877thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,889thMost Efficient Economies: 6,124thLargest Governments: 6,173rdNudest: 6,359thMost Politically Free: 6,371stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,102ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,546thMost Secular: 11,519thMost Pacifist: 12,169thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,202nd
Highest Drug Use: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 61st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 65th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 75th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 75th in the regionBest Weather: 82nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Inclusive: 101st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 110th in the regionLargest Governments: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 111th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionNudest: 179th in the regionLargest Populations: 273rd in the regionMost Stationary: 305th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 341st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 346th in the regionMost Pacifist: 382nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 514th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 531st in the regionLargest Black Market: 571st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 596th in the regionRudest Citizens: 630th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 631st in the region

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