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Most Valuable International Artwork: 112thHighest Crime Rates: 1,882ndMost Avoided: 3,051st
The Fuerzas Armadas of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Viva la IPP
Influence
Auxiliary
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Numero Capitan

Population20.327 billion

CapitalNuca

Currencygold dim bar
Animalcow

The Fuerzas Armadas of Numero Capitan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.327 billion Capitans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuca. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Numero Capitanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,361 trillion gold dim bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 116,157 gold dim bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 490,797 per year while the poor average 17,786, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Numero Capitan's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Numero Capitan is ranked 48,256th in the world and 6th in 00000 A World Power for Smartest Citizens, with 40.07 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 112thHighest Crime Rates: 1,882ndTop
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Most Avoided: 3,051stLargest Retail Industry: 3,350thLargest Black Market: 5,369thMost Secular: 5,898thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,202ndMost Armed: 6,688thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,206thHighest Economic Output: 7,793rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,339thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,487thLargest Populations: 9,664thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,470thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,256thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,586thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,642ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,639thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,795thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,832ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,628thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,487thMost Influential: 23,505thMost Developed: 25,091st

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