by Max Barry

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Numero Capitan was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 447
Most Valuable International Artwork: 65thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 668thHighest Crime Rates: 818th
The Fuerzas Armadas of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Lucky Nationstates Brains
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Numero Capitan

Population24.817 billion


CurrencyGold Bar

The Fuerzas Armadas of Numero Capitan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.817 billion Capitans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuca. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Numero Capitanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,479 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 180,481 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,626,318 per year while the poor average 2,467, a ratio of 659 to 1.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Numero Capitan's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Numero Capitan is ranked 33,064th in the world and 2nd in 00000 A World Power for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,141.98 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 65thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 668thHighest Crime Rates: 818thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,066thLargest Retail Industry: 1,094thMost Armed: 1,127thMost Avoided: 1,483rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,079thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,677thTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,637thLargest Black Market: 3,693rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,892ndHighest Economic Output: 3,995thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,173rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,028thMost Secular: 5,352ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,692ndRudest Citizens: 6,963rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,248thLargest Populations: 8,822ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,616thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,327thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,630thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,099thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,083rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,800thTop
Most Influential: 17,107thMost Pro-Market: 22,128thLargest Mining Sector: 22,589thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,703rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,251stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,331st

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