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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,975thLargest Populations: 11,099thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,137th
The Fuerza Armada of
Father Knows Best State
Viva la IPP
Influence
Vassal
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Numero Capitan

Population14.959 billion

Currencydime bar
Animallion

The Fuerza Armada of Numero Capitan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.959 billion Numero Capitanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Numero Capitanian economy, worth 909 trillion dime bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,797 dime bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, and putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Numero Capitan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Numero Capitan is ranked 63,622nd in the world and 6th in 00000 A World Power for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 2,178.24 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,975thLargest Populations: 11,099thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,137thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,117thHighest Economic Output: 16,956th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Numero Capitan lodged a message on the 00000 A World Power Regional Message Board.
  • : Numero Capitan changed its national motto to "Viva la IPP".
  • : Numero Capitan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Numero Capitan, putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Numero Capitan, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Numero Capitan, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Numero Capitan, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Numero Capitan, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Numero Capitan, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Numero Capitan published "AWP RDF Rank System" (Meta: Gameplay).

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