The Republic of Number 91 Thunder Spark Dragon is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.607 billion Number 91 Thunder Spark Dragonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Number 91 Thunder Spark Dragonian economy, worth 681 trillion Cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,480 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Number 91 Thunder Spark Dragon's national animal is the Kuriboh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Number 91 Thunder Spark Dragon is ranked 315,219^th in the world and 4,137^th in Suspicious for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.