The Crowd of Numaibicii is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Main Bull with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, ritual sacrifices, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.987 billion Suicidals are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parashul Meu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Numaibiciian economy, worth a remarkable 1,867 trillion stones a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 267,216 stones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,947,364 per year while the poor average 11,433, a ratio of 170 to 1.

Musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", all recreational drugs are legal, many are questioning Main Bull wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, and people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Numaibicii's national animal is the Romanian, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Degeneratism.

Numaibicii is ranked 333,354^th in the world and 16,113^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -25.3 on the Societal Mobility Rating.