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Most Efficient Economies: 59th Most Armed: 125th Highest Crime Rates: 126th
The Democratic Judgeship of
We are civilizers.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population21.88 billion

LeaderChief Judge William Jonas


The Democratic Judgeship of Nullarni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Judge William Jonas with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.88 billion Nullarnishmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mittlere. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nullarnish economy, worth a remarkable 7,128 trillion shiblons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 325,779 shiblons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,337,096 per year while the poor average 52,405, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

The government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nullarni's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nullarni is ranked 189th in the world and 1st in New Warsaw Pact for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 885.1 on the Hayek Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 59thMost Armed: 125thHighest Crime Rates: 126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 153rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 189thFattest Citizens: 227thLargest Gambling Industry: 285thRudest Citizens: 396thHighest Disposable Incomes: 481stMost Rebellious Youth: 507thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 573rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 635thMost Avoided: 665thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 675thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 684thHighest Economic Output: 693rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 747thLargest Publishing Industry: 870thMost Cheerful Citizens: 946thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,126thHighest Average Incomes: 1,175thMost Cultured: 1,198thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,312thLargest Retail Industry: 1,479thTop
Highest Drug Use: 1,707thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,749thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,893rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,936thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,293rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,817thLargest Mining Sector: 2,893rdMost Influential: 3,131stSmartest Citizens: 3,484thLargest Populations: 4,097thMost Politically Free: 5,469thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,521stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,885thMost Extreme: 7,028thMost Pro-Market: 7,159thLargest Black Market: 8,465thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,072ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,663rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,851st
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Nullarni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in Nullarni, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Nullarni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market.


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