Population | 7.308 billion |
Capital | New Amritsar |
Currency | mmmkay |
Animal | iaooiwe |
The Republic of Null13 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.308 billion Null13ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amritsar. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Null13ian economy, worth 386 trillion mmmkays a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,895 mmmkays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Null13's national animal is the iaooiwe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Null13 is ranked 88,697th in the world and 155th in The Transitionists for Most Stationary, with 513.59420602172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Null13 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Matriarchy of Test Boat 6, curing 315 million infected.
- : Null13 changed its national capital to "New Amritsar".
- : Following new legislation in Null13, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in Null13, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Null13, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Null13, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Following new legislation in Null13, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in Null13, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
- : Following new legislation in Null13, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
- : Following new legislation in Null13, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.