Population | 30.693 billion |
Capital | Nukufetau |
Leader | Me |
Currency | tuvaluan dollar |
Animal | lion |
The E-farm of Nukufetau is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Me with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.693 billion Nukufetauans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nukufetau. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.
The enormous but inefficient Nukufetauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion tuvaluan dollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 37,919 tuvaluan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Nukufetau is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nukufetau's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nukufetau is ranked 233,505th in the world and 7,280th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.2101587566 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nukufetau's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Nukufetau's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Nukufetau was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Nukufetau ceased to exist in Balder.
- : Nukufetau was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Nukufetau was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Nukufetau's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Nukufetau's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Nukufetau was refounded in Balder.
- : Nukufetau ceased to exist in Oceania.