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Nudest: 647thHighest Crime Rates: 2,211thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,580th
The E-farm of
New York Times Democracy
Sowing bytes & bits, Harvesting cash & credits
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nukufetau

Population30.693 billion

CapitalNukufetau
LeaderMe

Currencytuvaluan dollar
Animallion

The E-farm of Nukufetau is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Me with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.693 billion Nukufetauans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nukufetau. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The enormous but inefficient Nukufetauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion tuvaluan dollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 37,919 tuvaluan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nukufetau is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nukufetau's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nukufetau is ranked 233,505th in the world and 7,280th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.2101587566 days.

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Nudest: 647thHighest Crime Rates: 2,211thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,580thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,947thLargest Populations: 4,102ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,569thMost Pacifist: 7,906thMost Cultured: 9,351stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,198thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,877thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,939thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,717thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,942ndSmartest Citizens: 19,066thLargest Black Market: 20,456thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,108thHighest Food Quality: 21,838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,650thHighest Economic Output: 24,640thMost Secular: 27,462nd
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Nudest: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 130th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 135th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 184th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 405th in the regionMost Pacifist: 463rd in the regionMost Cultured: 525th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 556th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 565th in the regionMost Politically Free: 765th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 796th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 822nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 879th in the regionMost Avoided: 916th in the region

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